The Cave Man Song
I'm goin outside,
the the field open wide,
trying to find something to eat on the side.
I hear a strange thing,
it's hidden in a bush,
so I let fly with a club and an axe.
Tyranasour is what I was hit'n,
and right about now I think I'll get bitten.
Blow after blow, I rained on his head,
but by golly,
now I know why you never see one dead.
The angry brute don't wanna commute,
and I can't calm him with the sounds of my flute.
Running away with screech and a hoot,
that sucker still on my boot,
if I want to live, I'd better scoot.
He's gaining fast my life won't last,
unless something happens real fast.
I get stuck in the mud,
he knows I'm a dud.
He sees my futile attempts to escape,
and he begins to laugh enough to shake a dorm,
but he doesn't see the coming electrical storm.
He's fried in an instant,
looks pretty good,
shouldn't let this meat go to waste.
Cutting off the tail,
I go back on the trail back to my din,
and after this meat is all gone,
I'll have to do this all over again.
The Cranky Chicken Song
BRRRAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUKK!!!!!!
Get out of my nest,
you big ugly pest,
I don't care if you're a human!
You touch those eggs,
I'll peck off your legs,
I'm a really cranky chicken!
Go away now,
while you still can,
before I hit you with a pan!
I hate your guts,
I'll peck butt,
if you touch those eggs!
Run away, run away, you big nasty thing,
or I'll give you a ping on the nose!
Then you can watch,
as the lump grows!
BRRRAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUKK!!!!!!
You touched my eggs,
prepare to die,
I'll crush you like a fly!
That's right, cover your face,
I'm like a living mace,
I'm a really cranky chicken!
AAAAAHHHH!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEELLLLPPPPP!!!!!!
And the farmer runs away,
after a a licken,
from a really cranky chicken.
Here are two old poems that I wrote, and lost. Two Old Poems.
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